For those who work on bus or maybe have to deal with this at work, I present Pat Williams, defensive tackle for the Minnesota Vikings, weighing in at 300+ pounds:
Pat Williams – “Yes, I’m playing next week.“
In other news, I’m somewhat surprised how many stars are on my map. Kinda spiffy.
"The World Bank Group’s computer network — one of the largest repositories of sensitive data about the economies of every nation — has been raided repeatedly by outsiders for more than a year, FOX News has learned. It is still not known how much information was stolen. But sources inside the bank confirm that servers in the institution’s highly-restricted treasury unit were deeply penetrated with spy software last April. Invaders also had full access to the rest of the bank’s network for nearly a month in June and July. In total, at least six major intrusions — two of them using the same group of IP addresses originating from China — have been detected at the World Bank since the summer of 2007, with the most recent breach occurring just last month. In a frantic midnight e-mail to colleagues, the bank’s senior technology manager referred to the situation as an ‘unprecedented crisis.’ In fact, it may be the worst security breach ever at a global financial institution. And it has left bank officials scrambling to try to understand the nature of the year-long cyber-assault, while also trying to keep the news from leaking to the public."
"If you’re going to market your expertise by inviting 1,200 IT professionals to a seminar about securing data and protecting personal information, it’s probably a good idea to protect the personal information of those you invite. On Tuesday, Verizon forgot that advice and blasted each of the 1,200 email addresses to everyone on the list … and they did it 17 times."
"Our wonderful government here in the UK has decided we’re not being surveilled enough, and agreed to spend £12 billion on a programme to monitor every Briton’s phone calls, e-mails, and internet usage. According to various sources, upwards of £1 billion has already been spent on the uber-database. Rationale? Terrorism, of course (no prizes for guessing). Needless to say, not everyone is as happy as Larry over this: Michael Parker pointed out how us Brits are being ’stalked.’ I’m just looking forward to when the data gets lost."
"Seems like nobody can keep their data under wraps these days. On the heels of the World Bank piece about massive penetrations of their servers, the British Ministry of Defense has lost a hard drive with the personal details of 100,000 serving personnel in the British armed forces, and perhaps another 600,000 applicants. This comes on the heels of the MoD losing 658 of its laptops over the past four years and 26 flash drives holding confidential information. Apparently the MoD outsources this stuff to EDS, which is under fire for not being able to confirm that the data was or was not encrypted."
These all seem to go quite well with the quote of the day at the bottom of the slashdot page:
While you recently had your problems on the run, they’ve regrouped and are making another attack.
From Slashdot:
"Formation of an ocean is a rare event, one no scientist has ever witnessed. Yet this geophysical nativity is unfolding today in one of the hottest and most inhospitable corners of the globe. Africa is splitting apart at the seams. From the southern tip of the Red Sea southward through Eritrea, Ethiopia, Kenya, Tanzania, and Mozambique, the continent is coming unstitched along a zone called the East African Rift."
Wow. Sounds really neat. I was quite interested… until I read on:
This stretching of the earth’s crust has been going on for 20 million years, and within another 10 million the Red Sea will have broken through to create a new sea.
Ok. I was thinking more like this will be on tomorrow nights news. Go ahead. Call me short-sighted. Call me cold, calloused, indifferent. But I really have a hard time caring what happens ten million years from now. What a farce. Oh, and if you notice, paragraph one talks about the birth of an ocean; paragraph two says a new sea will be created. Slight discrepancy. Slashdot editors aren’t known for their brightness.
Texas Real Estate Slump Lets Mexicans Take It Back
By Thomas Black
June 25 (Bloomberg) — More than a century and a half after Mexico lost Texas to the U.S., Virgilio Garza wants a piece of it back.
A "Texas for Sale” sign and cowgirls in boots and white hats greeted Garza at the Convex center in Monterrey, Mexico, earlier this month. A Monterrey developer and investor, Garza was in search of foreclosed U.S. property to buy.
"Texas is like our home,” said Garza, 45, who joined hundreds of Mexicans poring over lists of Texas properties at the four-day event. Garza, who owns manufacturing sites and other land in Mexico, said he and five partners may invest as much as $8 million in Texas. "We believe there can be some opportunities.”
A rising peso and an economy growing faster than the U.S. have given some Mexicans the buying power to take advantage of the housing slump in Texas…
My One Word Summary:
Let_Them_Have_It();
zonker writes "Nearly 30 years ago Lockheed Martin’s elite Skunk Works team developed what would become the F-117A Nighthawk Stealth Fighter. A few of their earlier projects include the SR-71 Blackbird and U2 Dragon Lady spy planes. Today is the last for the Stealth Fighter which is being replaced by the F-22 Raptor (another Skunk Works project)."
If you haven’t done some reading on LM’s Skunk Works, you’re missing out. Just the name itself sounds soooo coool…. 
By ARON HELLER – 20 hours ago
JERUSALEM (AP) — A mathematical puzzle that baffled the top minds in the esoteric field of symbolic dynamics for nearly four decades has been cracked — by a 63-year-old immigrant who once had to work as a security guard.
Avraham Trahtman, a mathematician who also toiled as a laborer after moving to Israel from Russia, succeeded where dozens failed, solving the elusive “Road Coloring Problem.”
The conjecture essentially assumed it’s possible to create a “universal map” that can direct people to arrive at a certain destination, at the same time, regardless of starting point. Experts say the proposition could have real-life applications in mapping and computer science.
The “Road Coloring Problem” was first posed in 1970 by Benjamin Weiss, an Israeli-American mathematician, and a colleague, Roy Adler, who worked at IBM at the time.
For eight years, Weiss tried to prove his theory. Over the next 30 years, some 100 other scientists attempted as well. All failed, until Trahtman came along and, in eight short pages, jotted the solution down in pencil last year.
“The solution is not that complicated. It’s hard, but it is not that complicated,” Trahtman said in heavily accented Hebrew. “Some people think they need to be complicated. I think they need to be nice and simple.”
Weiss said it gave him great joy to see someone solve his problem.
Stuart Margolis, a mathematician who recruited Trahtman to teach at Bar Ilan University near Tel Aviv, called the solution one of the “beautiful results.” But he said what makes the result especially remarkable is Trahtman’s age and background.
“Math is usually a younger person’s game, like music and the arts,” Margolis said. “Usually you do your better work in your mid 20s and early 30s. He certainly came up with a good one at age 63.”
Zetix is a fabric so strong it will resist multiple car bomb blasts without breaking. It absorbs and disperses the energy from explosions thanks to an inner structure so adamantiumtastic it can be used in body armor, window covering, military tents and hurricane defenses—it might even be able to fend off my ex-wife. When not shielding from explosions, it can be used as medical sutures that won’t damage body tissue. All of this is thanks to a property that apparently defies the laws of physics:
Zetix is built around the principle of auxetics: objects that actually get fatter the more you stretch them. Though it hurts to think about, as you will discover, it actually makes sense.
To demonstrate how Zetix works, the best thing is to look how a thread behaves. When you jump from a bridge using a bungee cord, the force of gravity acting over your body weight will stretch it as you go down in free fall. While this happens, the cord threads will stretch getting closer together and making the cord get thinner as it expands through a larger distance.
One NATO figure said the effect was “as big a shock as the Russians launching Sputnik.” American military chiefs have been left dumbstruck by an undetected Chinese submarine popping up at the heart of a recent Pacific exercise and close to the vast USS Kitty Hawk. By the time it surfaced, the 160ft Song Class diesel-electric attack submarine had sailed within viable range for launching torpedoes or missiles at the carrier. The incident caused consternation in the US Navy, which had no idea China’s fast-growing submarine fleet had reached such a level of sophistication.
Boy, I wonder what they’re doing…?
On the /. “first armed robots in Iraq.” They are currently armed with M249 machine guns. I commented on the fact that there are only three in the entire country. A reply to my comment:
Wait until they release the robotic M1A1 Abrams. Three ought to do it. It’ll come with the Three Laws of Army Robotics.
1. If it moves, shoot it.
2. If it doesn’t move, make it move.
3. See Law 1.
Lol
Safari for Windows recently released and already reached over one million downloads. I’m about to give it a shot.