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Talked to my cuz (Sasha) before Sunday school. Always plenty of laughs when we talk.

He told me about how someone broke the back passenger side window in his car. That someone then went into a store, got a plastic bag, and covered the window. It obviously had the store logo on it.

I said, “Oh, sounds like you got a sponsor for your car. (Mercedes, btw.)”

Who was the sponsor, you ask? Was it Injen, or AEM, Stillen, Skunk2, Audiobahn, Pioneer, Eurolite… Edelbrock, K&N… Kenwood… Rockford Fosgate… (I could go on for a while)?

Nope. It was a new kid on the block:

“Bachman performance parts.” Oh, man, that was funny…

Let’s see… today I saw: (in order)

1. Ohio. I think it was Ohio. It was a bit too far away, but the colors looked right.
2. Florida. Again.
3. Iowa. Again. Pontiac G6
4. Wisconsin, but that’s pretty close. I94.

Florida’s quite a drive… I guess it’s not all that odd, since they all were near I35.

Had a Scottish-sounding guy get on to us about “our paint” killing off “his sod” (grass). Oooooooook… objections:

1. Latex-based paint doesn’t kill grass.
2. We just got here. Today. No way that our paint could have killed your sod that fast. If paint did/could kill grass.
3. We aren’t the only painters on the property.
4. You have more sod dying than paint we spill in a year.

So, lalala to him. Sorry, man, but find somebody else to blame… like those painters in the back.