Archive for March, 2007

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Saturday, March 31st, 2007

i hate it

surely you jest…

Friday, March 30th, 2007

The Gulf War or the Persian Gulf War (2 August 199028 February 1991)[1] was a conflict between Iraq and a coalition force of approximately 30 nations[2] led by the United States and mandated by the United Nations in order to liberate Kuwait.

October 2, 1991Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton announces he will seek the 1992 Democratic nomination for President of the United States.

Now, if I were to draw a timeline, that would indicate that the Persian Gulf War was over before Clinton even sought the Democratic nomination, never mind actually being nominated.

And you think Clinton was involved in the Gulf War?

Yeah, that’s just one reason why I’m not going to argue with you.

probably not

Saturday, March 24th, 2007

I probably shouldn’t have done it.

After all, Derick pretty much fell off the shelf and momentarily forgot what he was doing because he was laughing so hard.

But it was pretty funny.

44-69

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

Steven wasn’t at work yesterday. Danny covered for him.

Actually, I did his primary.

Danny: “Chad (real name: Charles. I have no idea why Danny calls him Chad. Actually, I have no idea why Danny does a lot of things.), why are you laughing? Hey, yall, if you have time to laugh, you have time to come over and help 44-69.”

Right.

yes, really

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007

next day.

T-N trailer.

I’m using a butane torch to burn a rope off the trailer.

Steve: “Just don’t burn the trailer down. Actually, it’s ok if you do. Just let me know ahead of time.”

Yes, the driver is… “odd.”

really?

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007

I was sitting about 12 feet in front of the Tulsa North driver (I don’t know his name.) I have my feet kicked up and was drinking some water.
Steven, who loads T-N, walks by and reaches his locker, about 20 feet to the driver’s right.
Driver: “Both of the 149 skids fell over.”

Steve: “Really?”

Driver: “Yeah, there was stuff all over the floor, everywhere.”

Steve, without missing a beat, as he walks off outside: “That sucks.”

I started laughing. The driver gave me a look. I don’t care. I’ve loaded T-N before. It’s not fun messing with all the ropes.

Anyway, that was funny. Later I walked by Steven and said, “Hey Steve, did you know that both your 149 skids fell over?”

Steve: “When, yesterday?”

Me: “Yep.”

Steve: “That sucks.”

We both laugh.

Steve: “You know what else?”

Me: “What?”

Steve: “They’ll both fall over tonight, too.”

Ahh…

PPC + SNES

Monday, March 12th, 2007

Haha. I got SNES Emulation to work on my PPC. (Well, I didn’t actually get it to work – that makes me sound smart. I just finally found an emulator that worked.) Sounds dangerous…

windowblinds

Monday, March 12th, 2007

As many times as I have tried, and as many different themes and skins as I have tried, both in WindowBlinds and StyleXP, I always come back to “Windows Classic” style, “Windows Classic” color scheme. Nothing beats square, blue, and simple. Never mind that I have an 128MB PCI-x card (ATI x600) and 1.5GB RAM, I can feel a performance hit. Or at least I think I can. Pity those running Vista with < 1 GB RAM (although 1 GB RAM on laptops seems to be quite common now). However, most still have integrated video (although ATI and nVidia is still obviously preferred to Intel in this area.)

Now you know.

interstate

Saturday, March 10th, 2007

I was thinking as I was driving from OKC to MSP. Ok, got all your jokes out of the way? Good.

I wondered at how much our lives are like the Interstate Freeway System.

  1. They cover the country.
  2. They go in opposite directions.
  3. They occasionally meet up, then leave and never cross paths again. Ex: 44E and 35N on the north side of OKC.
  4. Sometimes you can run in circles.
  5. There are different lanes, different cars, and different speeds.
  6. There are policemen, troopers, and other such authorities.
  7. You can always turn around and go back.
  8. There are markers and signs indicating where the road will take you.
  9. Some lose their way.
  10. And sadly, some never make it to their destination.

Probably the heaviest on my mind right now is #3.

“Cheers.

small things

Saturday, March 10th, 2007

3000 rev/min * 60 min/hour * 11 hours/1 trip = 1,980,000 rev/trip/cylinder.

1,980,000 * 4 cylinders = 7,920,000 rev/trip total.

how amazing and unnoticed the small things in life are.

while driving from OKC to MSP, the 2001 Civic produced around eight million explosions that powered the four cylinders that eventually moved the wheels.

eight million.

wow.

and nobody died.

amazing.

oh, and in case you were wondering, God doesn’t believe in atheists either.